Room 21 Does
The Mummers' Song
On December 23rd, our school had the annual Christmas Assembly. Each class performs, with most choosing just to sing a carol or song. The most senior 5th grade teacher always does a great Kwanzaa play with singing and dancing. For the past 3 years, my class has performed Pachabel’s Canon in D in 4 parts on the xylophones.  The other 5th grade teacher conceded that she had to do a big production this year to keep up with the rest of us in 5th grade, so her class did “Twas the Night Before Christmas in the Hood” complete with Rudolph the Rappin’ Reindeer and Santa in some cool threads.

Well, this year, we didn’t have the time to do the xylophone thing. We have Mummers in Philadelphia so I decided the class could perform the Newfoundland carol – The Mummers’ Song by Simani and it would be relevant. I can always make Newfoundland stuff relevant to us somehow! I had to change the words a bit so we weren’t singing about drinking, but mostly, the words are unchanged. I played guitar.

My oldest daughter is a member of a Mummers’ String Band which marches every New Year’s Day in the Mummers Parade here. Go
here to see her in costume. She lent us pieces of her last costume to wear. We had kids bring in oversized clothes and wigs. I brought in some stuff and I even purchased a Size 42 bra for someone to wear outside their clothes.
To my surprise, I did have boys volunteer to dress up as girls and vice versa. Asia and Myeesa volunteered to be the Grannies. At the last moment, our “tall fella standing alongside the stove” chickened out but Anthony took his place as the “short fella” (we changed the words at the last minute). Everyone remembered the words and we all had a grand time.
The audience ROARED when Shaquille came out wearing the 42 bra and when the Mummers dragged the Grannies out to dance. A good time was had by all!

Click here to hear our version of the Mummers’ Song.
"Is he wearing his mother's big 42 bra?
I knows but I'm not gonna say."
"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Any Mummers, nice Mummers  'llowed in?"

"Come in lovely Mummers
Don't bother the snow."
"Don't swing Granny hard
Cause you know that she's old."
"Good night and good Christmas, Mummers, me dear.
I hope we will see you next year."
The Class takes their bows
Grannies singing,
"Don't seem like Christmas if the Mummers aren't here."